No doubt, you’re very familiar with Bigfoot. You’ve probably heard many tales of the abominable snowman and the Loch Ness monster. Chances are, you might even have heard of the giant mega cabbage grown by a local’s frequent urination and the Super Storm Shelter.

But, have you ever feasted your eyes on the elusive, the mysterious, the half-pesca, half-monster image of the Ghost Cat???

Lurking in a local pond, the Ghost Cat — half feline fish, half direct descendant of Nessie — preys on fishermen brave enough to cast their lines into his territory. Just one glance into his devilish eyes of death can make mince meat of any ordinary novice of a fisherman, but this past Saturday, BF bravely threw his line into the haunted waters, landed the legendary whiskered spook and now lives to tell the tale.

Remember. You’ve been warned.